The moment Emma returned home after having spent the day with Nani she was whisked into my room and told to give her daddy a kiss. She refused and bailed to the kitchen. Five minutes later Emma came back alone and gave me two smooches on the cheek as well as a hug for my [...]
Archive for April, 2010
Reason No. 576
Posted in Emma, Life on April 29, 2010 | 1 Comment »
What’s in a Name
Posted in Allegedly Funny on April 28, 2010 | 1 Comment »
Have you ever noticed that a lot of brand name alcohol begins with a name that starts with a J? Jim, Jack, Johnnie, and Jose. That’s Beam, Daniels, Walker, and Cuervo for those of you too young to know better. That’s kinda crazy. Does anybody know Captain Morgan’s first name? Props to MLB for reaching [...]
My Happy Place
Posted in Life, Treatments on April 23, 2010 | 1 Comment »
To get to the place where I can simply just be, we have to traverse tree-lined suburban avenues whose sidewalks are filled with the names of those who were fortunate enough to be there just as the cement was drying. Before too long, the streets transform to a more urban entity with used book stores [...]
Birthday Twins 2010
Posted in Family Fun, Life on April 22, 2010 | 6 Comments »
-ing
Posted in Allegedly Funny on April 21, 2010 | 5 Comments »
…amazing, stunning, fetching, interesting, all-encompassing, intriguing, beguiling, dazzling, baffling, mystifying, stupefying, mesmerizing, bewitching… You clicking here and seeing what all the -ing is about. Me apologizing while giggling.
Casting Call
Posted in Ask the Audience on April 20, 2010 | 2 Comments »
Back when I could sing and dance, I used to fancy myself a wanna-be thespian. I even imagined playing the following roles from my favorite productions: Brad M. – Rocky Horror …… Mark C. – Rent …… Seymour K. – Little Shop My fate is up to you. Vote in the poll and cast me [...]
My Mane Shame
Posted in Allegedly Funny, Memories on April 15, 2010 | 5 Comments »
I was in college. It was 1992. Jerry Garcia was my hero. I thought it looked good.
Goat, Monkey, Tightrope, Handstand
Posted in Allegedly Funny on April 14, 2010 | 1 Comment »
‘Nuff said.
Isn’t It Ironic
Posted in Allegedly Funny on April 13, 2010 | 3 Comments »
How is it a guy who can’t use his arms loves to wear a Snuggie? I eagerly await any commentary from The Linguistic Police about my use of irony.
Outdoors with Jason
Posted in Music on April 12, 2010 | 4 Comments »
Watching Sesame Street with Emma this morning, we saw this video. Hope you like it as much as we did. Hey Kim M, had you seen that before?
