Now that I am living fat and happy courtesy of my monthly disability check, I figure that this is the opportune time to show you all my resume of the various jobs that I have done over my adult lifetime. I will list the company name, the tasks for which I was responsible, and my [...]
Archive for June, 2010
Working for the Weekend
Posted in Life, Memories on June 8, 2010 | 4 Comments »
A Brief Clarification
Posted in Allegedly Funny on June 7, 2010 | 2 Comments »
One of the first things that Fehmeen taught Emma to say — with my total support and most likely my prompting — was this conversational showstopper: Whenever anyone would ask Emma why she was so smart she would answer, “Genetics!” Before too long Emma would provide that exact same response when someone asked, “Why are [...]
Buggin’ Out
Posted in Allegedly Funny, Emma, Family Fun on June 4, 2010 | 2 Comments »
Fehmeen and I have a somewhat spotty history when it comes to dealing with insects. As previously chronicled in this very blog, we have a tendency to allow an irrational fear of our eight-legged friends to influence our occasional interactions with them. Does anyone remember the Sunnyvale Cockroach Incident when I fell flat on my [...]
Be Vewy Vewy Quiet
Posted in Memoir on June 3, 2010 | 1 Comment »
Can you lean in a little closer? Yes, you in the velour track suit and you over there rocking that stylish ascot. C’mere, I’ve got something to tell ya. You know how all those months ago I asked you to send me postcards in order to motivate me to write my memoir? Well, you did [...]
A Peek Behind the Curtain
Posted in Accessibility on June 2, 2010 | 5 Comments »
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. Unless that man is writing a blog with his Eye Max machine. If that’s the case then perhaps you should take a look at these never-before-seen photos: I am sorry for the blurry pictures. I must have done something weird when I downloaded them from my [...]
Master of My Domain
Posted in Life on June 1, 2010 | 5 Comments »
I am the Master of My Domain. No, I didn’t win the Fabled Contest of Seinfeldian lore and legend. In fact, I would be the odds on favorite due almost entirely to the fact that my hand and arm muscles are practically non-functional. So if that is not the domain to which I am referring, [...]
