This poll was supposed to accompany my post from earlier today but when I published it, I noticed that option two in the answer section was no longer there where I had placed it not five minutes prior. Rather than waste time with silly tasks like proofreading and double checking, I prefer to live like [...]
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Part II of Today’s Post
Posted in Ask the Audience on January 7, 2011 | 3 Comments »
In da Mix w/ DJ iGaze
Posted in Allegedly Funny, Ask the Audience on January 5, 2011 | 9 Comments »
On Air: Hello there all of you commuting teachers and napping babies, welcome home, and it’s sure good to have you here with us today on the 50,000 watt flamethrower KJJP 109.9 FM. For your listening pleasure this evening, DJ iGaze is going to play back to back to back to back to back hits [...]
An Update or Two, A Poll, and Two Pictures
Posted in Ask the Audience, Life, Memories on January 4, 2011 | 9 Comments »
Thank you for your kind words of support in the comments section of my latest blog entry. I appreciate the fact that people even come by here at all, much less take the time and effort to write such thoughtful sentiments, I can only express my gratitude by saying thanks. So thanks. In terms of [...]
The Twelve Game
Posted in Ask the Audience on December 19, 2010 | 13 Comments »
Staring at the illuminated digital numbers on my alarm clock, I had an interesting thought. What if, instead of digits zero through nine, there were capital letters. Not every letter would be available to use, however. Only ones that could be legibly re-created on a standard nightstand digital alarm clock are eligible. For example, an [...]
Make a Wish Upon a Star
Posted in Ask the Audience, Pop Culture on December 16, 2010 | 4 Comments »
Considering that I am living with a terminal illness, I have decided to make a list of ten famous people who I would like to meet before the Great Delicatessen in the Sky calls my number. I am leaving it up to you, the esteemed readers of my ALS Boy blog — with your personal [...]
ALS Boy Needs Your Help
Posted in Ask the Audience on November 28, 2010 | 13 Comments »
Lately I have been losing the battle in my mind over the control of my body. Granted, there ain’t much going on in terms of get-up-and-go these days with me being a quadriplegic and all but that is not what I’m talking about. The issue is with my inability to get a handle on the [...]
Your Last Supper
Posted in Ask the Audience on November 22, 2010 | 21 Comments »
Hypothetically speaking, you are on death row, hours away from execution, and you are entitled to one final meal request. The sky’s the limit on the menu of your personal last supper so don’t hold back. There is no need to sweat the small details like food allergies, excessive calories, and any possible concerns of [...]
Process Check
Posted in Ask the Audience on November 4, 2010 | 2 Comments »
While we have already received quite a few excellent questions for Emma during the past couple days, I have a feeling that there are many more out there. I realize that it takes a little time to formulate THE perfect question for our resident child genius and I can completely appreciate the effort. I just [...]
Como Se Dice
Posted in Ask the Audience on October 5, 2010 | 12 Comments »
I realize that I may be about ten months late for this post to be considered topical in a “that’s what people are talking about at this moment in time” sense but it didn’t begin to bother me until a little while ago. It may not be that big a deal to anyone other than [...]
Me Asking You Why
Posted in Allegedly Funny, Ask the Audience on September 30, 2010 | 10 Comments »
Every so often, when the mood strikes, I like to look within myself and ask aloud those questions that have found their way to the forefront of my mind. Instead of being rhetorical in nature, I am soliciting your participation in the form of an actual answer to any or all of my current queries [...]