The story that you are about to read is true. The names have been omitted to protect the identities of those involved. Once upon a school day, there was a teacher who taught middle school. One of the teacher’s students was hearing impaired and in order for this particular student to access the lesson being [...]
Archive for the ‘Bad Behavior’ Category
Telling Tales Out of School
Posted in Allegedly Funny, Bad Behavior on December 17, 2008 | 4 Comments »
It’s None of Your Business
Posted in Bad Behavior on December 8, 2008 | 3 Comments »
This is a story that I used to tell my sixth and seventh graders towards the end of the school year in June when Star tests were over and I had nothing left to teach them grade level, math curriculum-wise. As evidenced by this tale of my past, I sought to further their educations in [...]
Like I Needed Another Reason
Posted in Bad Behavior, Fehmeen on December 7, 2008 | 2 Comments »
What follows is a copy of an email that I sent out to every staff member at our school. The actual email is written in an italicized font while my personal commentary/contextual clarifications will appear as normal text. To Last Evening’s Holiday Party Attendees- On behalf of Emma and myself, I feel obligated to extend [...]
A Moral Dilemma
Posted in Allegedly Funny, Bad Behavior on December 1, 2008 | 13 Comments »
I have a friend named Rob. He’s a teacher at the school I used to teach at and every day that I go to “work”, Rob takes the time to visit and talk with me. (If blogging, managing my fantasy football teams, playing Spite and Malice with teachers on their preps, practicing Chi Gong, and [...]
Halloween with Willy Wonka
Posted in Bad Behavior on November 10, 2008 | 4 Comments »
We’ve lived at our condo complex in Sunnyvale now for a little over three years this past August. We didn’t know anyone here when we moved in and we don’t know anyone here now. Maybe it’s the neighborhood, maybe it’s our society in the twenty-first century, or maybe Fehmeen and I are just anti-social weirdos [...]
The Legend of Chapman and the Statue of Molly Malone
Posted in Allegedly Funny, Bad Behavior, Life on November 5, 2008 | 5 Comments »
I pissed my pants the other day. A lot. It wasn’t a dribble here or a trickle there, either. I’m talking about a full-on, soaked from crotch to ankles kind of accident. And it all happened so quickly, too. Except the peeing part. That seemed to last for hours before it finally stopped. Ever since [...]
